Oh damn. I have options. I hate options. They leave too many things open for my uncreative and indecisive mind-brain.
First we'll start by picking a profession.
~dies~
Well, I got one of my monk friends to rez me, so back to work. Being dead has given me time to think. Mostly about the.. unpleasantness of life. We've gathered enough information. The profession for which the games are to be about: janitor. Or maintenance /custodial worker.
1. You work as a janitor for a large corporation in New York City. Skipping some other details for now... terrorists have planted bombs throughout the building! It is late at night, and the bombs are set to go off at 10:00am. You've tried warning the police, but they just think you're some cracked-out fool who is just blabbering nonsense. Make your way through each of the 100 floors searching for and disabling bombs. To make matters worse, you still need to do your normal functions too; like replacing light bulbs and fixing doors. Save the day and keep your job!
2. While cleaning up the office of one of the head-bosses you overhear a conversation... Your company's leaders are plotting to take over the world. You can not let them get away with this! Unfortunately, you were doing some dusting at the time, and as a result, sneezed just after they finished their evil laughing. Your presence has become known and now they have sicked the guards on you! (As well as some horrible abominations that were created in the labs). Get out of the building alive and make this shocking news known!
3. You had such high hopes. Everything was going to be great. Sadly, thing did not turn out the way you planned. You've been working as a custodian for the last 8 years for the company you planned to run. After 8 years, you've grown tired of doing the same labor day after day.. you're going to get out of this position! Work your way through various levels of employment, and seek some additional education. (some phases: janitor, intern, get your GED, temp, 2-yr college, secretary, manager, head-honcho.)
4. Janitor by day, cat-thief by night! Use your impressive knowledge of the various buildings you've cleaned and fixed to rob them blind during nights. You'll have to study the floor layouts, security measures, create alibis and several other things to get through this stealth-game. Also, don't hit every place you've worked, and try a few that you haven't worked off to keep those pesky detectives from looking your way. (You might even consider working at the police station and destroying their files when no one is watching..)
5. You've just been notified. Your union is going on strike. While you may not be the most pleased by this, you must reluctantly go along with it. Needless to say, the company isn't too happy. There is a mob of people outside with signs and flickering lights inside. So what do they do? They sent ninjas after you. They even stooped so low as to hire some ninjas to replace you and your comrades. They leave the place spotless and fix everything without even being noticed! Fight off the ninja's as they try to kill you and then lead the offensive against the scabs!
They may have ninja stars and katanas, but you have your broom and trusty cleaning supplies. Nothing stops a ninja faster than bleach to the face. (it makes their black outfits white, and then they can no longer hide in the shadows.)
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