Paradise as a game.

Well, calm things don't make good games (IMO) so let's shake things up a bit, ja?


1. The game starts out with you at some fancy resort/ spa, having the best two weeks of your life. You order another drink while at the open bar when all of a sudden, ninjas drop through the roof. No one knows why, but these ninjas seem intent on ending your holiday. You don't know how to fight and are a bit too tipsy to do so even if you did, so you must flee from the ninjas in terror. Make your way out of the resort and to a place of safety, such as the airport, because, as far as we know, ninjas still lack the ability to fly.
Bonus points if you manage to save your children or others from the ninjas' deadly wrath.
This would be a third person game for the consoles or PC.

2. You have been living in a room by yourself, so you watched what you wanted to, listened to whatever music you liked, kept the temperature at what pleased you and followed a sleep schedule only suitable to you. And then res-life got you a roommate. He/she is deeply religious, goes to bed at 9, is up at 6, enjoys country music exclusively, and likes the temperature 80 degrees for whatever reason. There's only a few months of the semester left, can you make it without killing yourself? your roommate? getting written up? How will you get through this?
Try to change your roommate's ways, do what you like as much as you can, and avoid having the roommate call the police, or worse, public safety.

3. You're on a beautiful island, in the middle of nowhere. You're a vegetarian so you're fine with just eating the local fruits you can find, and they are everywhere. You no longer need to pay taxes and you can forget about going back to your job. But the best part about the whole thing is that you happen to be stuck on this island with some lovely companions... But there's just too many for you and they are fed up with your spread-out attention. You can have only one to spend your private time with. You must make them compete, but push them too hard and they'll push back. And watch out for jealousy; you don't know how dangerous some of them might be.

4. AHHHH Finally!! Summer vacation is here and your folks no longer care if you get a summer job or not. You can do whatever you like with your summer, go on a trip, hang out by the pool, or even sit in your room and play computer games. Well, that was a nice month and a half. Now school starts up again in 4 days. You have 3 books to read, each with massive reports to do. You lost the list of books and topics for the reports weeks ago, your internet just happened to go out yesterday, and your computer succumbed to a virus anyways. While texting at the pool the day before, you dropped your cell phone into the water. Now thats broken too. Its a test against time. Find the list of books, get them, read them, report on them, fix your computer, get a new cell phone, and perhaps most importantly, find an apartment to live in for the next year. Be wary of that mother though, she doesn't want you to leave for months and will try to hinder your progress. Also, your girlfriend is kind of angry you spent 95% of your time over the summer without her and she is considering a break-up. Can you manage to keep her too?

5. You recently made it big with your #1 album. Now you can buy what you like, go where you please and just do whatever you want. Though that money is starting to disappear and due to some recent activities, a lot of people no longer like you and its going to be really hard to get another record deal. Lay down some good tracks, stay out of public view for awhile, and keep your possessions from getting repossessed from the IRS. This game would have elements similar to Rockband, in that you'd have a band, but you must play good music so you can sell more albums, make some cash and not lose everything you have. Mini-games such as getting to the store without being spotted by paparazzi and placing bets at casinos.