1. Knowing you're not too thrilled by spending a weekend in the woods, your parents have decided to make it at least a little interesting. They have spread gold doubloons in a 3 square-miles area around the campsite. (They are exceedingly wealthy and only come on these outdoorsy trips as a way to get away from the city life and see how the homeless live?) Scour the area with your shovel searching high and low for the gold coins (you'll also have a rope and grappling hook -to get up into trees). If you're going to be stuck in the woods for 2 days, you might as well get rich. The game would have single-player modes, as well as cooperative and competitive multi-player (work with a friend/sibling to find the gold faster; work "against" them to collect more gold than them.)
2. You had a real bad feeling about going on the camping trip your parents insisted you all go on. Turns out, they should have listened to you. Your parents were eaten by bears during the first few hours in the woods. (Meat frisbee = not good idea). Now you and your sibling(s) must fend for yourselves. If you can manage to get by till winter, the leaves will fall down and a helicopter has a chance of finding you. Defend yourselves against bear attacks (this will continue throughout the game, as they will only hibernate when winter draws near, at which point the helicopter might find you. You do have flare gun... but only a limited number of flares, so while you could use it to shoot the bears, it'd be better not to. For whatever reason (your parents were insane) they did not bring fishing poles, or most any other normal camping items (but flares were needed. We must have flares.) Create some fishing poles, or possibly spears using your ingenuity and whatever materials you can scrounge up in the woods. If your tent gets destroyed (say, from bear attacks), you will have to create a new form of shelter (say, maybe from bear hides?) Why? - the car is locked, the keys? -digested in bear stomach acid. You're not even a teenager so the thought of using a rock to break the windows never crosses your puny mind. (If you try to break the windows, your "mind" will not let you.) Also, it will set the car alarm off, angering all the bears and sending them on a killing rampage your way before any people would be able to locate you. Sad thing is, you asked your parents for a cell phone last month, but alas, they said you weren't old enough for one. And now theirs' share the same fate as the car keys.
-Single player and multi player modes. Available on the consoles and PC.
(If you survive through to the end, you find out in a cut scene that you were Bear Grylls.)
3. Virtual boy scouts. Perform all the tasks asked of you by your cruel scout masters, only this time its in a virtual world. Just as easy to quit though, in fact, its easier to quit, but then why would you want to? This game would be for the Wii, making use of the controllers to act out such tasks as wood carving, setting up tents, and whatever else they did once I decided to stop going. See if you can get that shiny medal before the weekend is over. You will level up throughout the game, earning new abilities and objects (such as a Swii-ss Army knife and compass.)
4. Even at your young age, you have a great attunement with nature. The parents have deemed this the weekend to go outside and on a long trek into the woods. Well, thats great and all, but you aren't too fond of humans, especially those older ones who keep telling you what to do and what not to do. Once camp is set up, desert them. It is time to go on a courageous adventure! Explore the woods and befriend all matters of forest life.. (the bears who ate the other children's parents last week, wolves, whatever you find.) Do not leave a trace... or the humans will find you; also you want to preserve the natural settings.. if there are signs of human abuse towards nature, fix the problems. In return for your kindness and service to nature, the bears will not eat you.
5. You have no interest in going on a lousy camping trip. What a waste of a weekend! Since your parents decided to ruin your life, ruin theirs. In this game, primary mission = piss your parents off to no end. You can repeatedly ask them as to where your location is relative to their destination during the excruciatingly long 3-hour car ride. When you get to the camping grounds, eat all of the food you can, leaving none for no one else for the next 2 days. Sabotage their attempts at putting up a tent. Break the fishing poles so their is no early morning activity tomorrow. If you hear bears, try to lure them to the campsite, possibly by leaving any left over meat outside, in a trail. You can also climb a tree and jump off, hopefully breaking a limb, forcing your parents to take you to a hospital, leaving this awful, awful place behind.
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