Ninjas and Pirates

Wait, was it pirates or warriors?

1. Ninjas. They are good at two things. Killing and stealth. Well, killing generally implies fighting, so it will have to be stealth that we focus on.

Use your incredible shadow arts to go from place to place stealing whatever pleases you and causing mayhem. You can accept missions to steal certain things for someone or try your hand at freelance, selling things on the blackmarket.

2. You're a scout in the King's Army. Forces are invading from the South, or any direction... It has been raining heavily for the last week, so your pyre is soaked. There is no lighting the beacons tonight. But they must be warned! Get moving. -In this action/adventure game, you have no weapons (got drunk and lost a bet) so you are forced to retreat back into your territory unarmed, avoiding the enemy and getting to the King's Palace safely and hastily. Try to mount an attack or defensive by yourself and you will surely be slaughtered.

3. You are the captain of The Arr. You and your bang of scally-wags are some of the last remaining pirates. True pirates - not those modern day wankers. However, seeing as how military powers and overall authority has grown greatly, assaulting other vessels and making off with their loot isn't the greatest idea. (They will send jets to bomb you.) Instead, you and the crew have contented yourselves with merely looking for treasure. So now you sail the seas, searching for tiny deserted islands and shoveling it over a few feet. You'd be amazed at just how much treasure is hidden on these deserted islands. It's probably all from other pirates who buried it there, forgot about it and then died. If you score enough swag, you can retire from your life of piracy and move to a tropical island with a tiny hut. ..hmm.. maybe you'll move to a congested city with too much to do.

4. Napstar. Combining the qualities of Napster and Rock Band, players will make and share music illegally. -The newer version of modern day pirates. P2P piracy.. Get caught by the feds and pay a fine. Fighting them may result in getting shot.

5. A young man has spent years searching for the fabled temple. He wants to crush his enemies with the way of the assassin - leet ninja skills. He has found the ancient temple! Oh, but it took too long. The ninjas have gotten old. Fighting is no longer their hobby. At least, not what the young man was looking for. Board games. They spend their days playing board games. And they have offered you a spot in their monthly tournament! Will you accept? -See if you can defeat the old, wise ninjas in a variety of board games. Watch them closely though... you never know when one will make a chess piece shadow step across the board. If you manage to defeat them, they will reward you with an outfit and a katana. You may not have the incredibly uber skills, but you have their items. And isn't that really what you wanted anyways?