Seeing as how I have never used a DS and generally don't like hand-held consoles, I'm not entirely sure how they operate.
This one has a little poking thing right? Some call it a stylus? Little utensil for the moving, that's what I'll call it.
1. Your teacher says it is time for the ritual of mass-napping. But you are not tired and very mischievous. Sneak around the class without waking the other children and avoiding the teacher's line of sight. You are to pull pranks and do other things a person with limited physical capabilities could do. Mix up some of the teachers paperwork, hide your "friends' " shoes, steal their chocolate pudding snacks. Get caught and its boarding school for you bud.
2. This game is for people who wish to learn a new language. You play the kindergarten student and the teacher is trying to teach your small mind the alphabet. Eventually you'll get to phrases, then sentences, leading to paragraphs, and soon enough you'll be writing essays with your tiny stylus. The game will work on a grading system and penmanship will count. If you fail, don't bother taking those citizenship tests yet.
3. This time you are a child who wants to sleep, but you can't. Its not that you have insomnia, its that there's a ninja jumping around the class room! Is he lost? It's of little concern to you, you just want him out of there. He scares you. I mean, he's a ninja, ninjas are scary. They have throwing stars. Lead your fellow tykes in the offensive against this ninja. You'll have to raise the greatest Kindergarten Army of all time and employ all your resources to defeat the ninja. As well as hiding from his throwing stars, caltrops, and smoke grenades.
This game would have an overhead view perspective giving you the layout of the entire battle field err I mean classroom.
4. Are you smarter than a kindergartener?
In this game similar to one featuring children at the fifth-grade level, the contestants (players) would be in elementary school rather than college or out of college. The questions would be rather simple and hopefully the children will get them right.
Suggestion: Middle school teachers give your students this game. If they fail, keep them back a year. If it is within your power...lower them another year. If they win the game, say "Congratulations, you've proved me wrong, you're not a complete idiot." It may sound harsh, but its true. Okay, its probably not true. Sure would be funny though.
Topics would be: letters, numbers, colors, shapes, and astro-physics.
5. Finally! It's time for recess. Go outside and play some games. No, not you, your character.
There's a brand new slide, a ..whatchama-callit.. there's 2 ends and people sit on them... wait? whats the point of that thing? I'm glad I don't know the name of it! You can also get into a rock fight with the first-graders. Ah, now that's fun. There will be a checklist of goals to accomplish/ activities to do. Once you have done them all, recess is over and you lose the game. So don't stop with the things to do! This game will help teach people procrastination and waiting, very valuable skills that will serve them well as they get old. There will be different things to do from day to day and season to season. If you manage to get through all the recesses, you will reach summer vacation, where you will spend most of your time twiddling your thumbs. The game will log the number of hours you wasted and translate it into things you could have done instead.
"You have been playing for 50 hours, if you had a job, you could have made $400. Congratulations."
This game would pretty much be for people who hate themselves.
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